The Reasoning Skills of a 911 Conspiracy Theorist

Okay.... the reason I bring this up is not to beat a dead horse. Everyone...well... every reasonable person knows how ridiculous the 911 Conspiracy Theories are. But I want to dissect a snapshot of how unreasonable people think...or better put, how unreasonable people think unreasonably. This is important to layout...because you have a few celebrities who are very vocal proponents of 911 Conspiracy Theories, and therefore attract a following.

Nevertheless...I will just use REASON ALONE to show you how foolish one of the theories are. For those intelligent people reading,...I'm not be sarcastic to you...my target is the 911 C.T. or a.k.a Charlie Tangos.

So here we go:.

CLAIM: It was reported that the BBC received a phone call that World Trade Center Building 7 had crashed to the ground. However, this phone call came about 20 minutes prior to the actual fall. OKAY WE GOT A CONSPIRACY HERE!.

First of all........Oooooooooooooooooooo!!!! You really got a big winner there..

HERE IS THE PROBLEM (USING REASON ALONE):
Okay...everyone knows that a first rule of a conspiracy is to leave the least amount of finger prints on the crime scene. MEANING!!!!...if you are going to conspire to do a criminal act...the less people involved, the better. WHY? Because that's less you have to worry about when it comes to protecting your ASS!

Second,...When creating chaos optimally you want events to occur on their own vice physically trigger each event at each stage of the conspiracy. So a grand conspiracy with one triggered event is the optimal choice...again which goes back to the first rule...leaving as little finger prints as possible.

It's like a computer algorithm...the least amount of operations you can do to conduct a specific function is optimal. Okay, that might be way over your head. But anyway, I digress....

So here is the problem...WHY would a conspirator make a phone call to the BBC (a news agency for Christ Sakes) that Building 7 had fallen? THEY ARE GOING TO FIND OUT ANYWAY!!! THEY ARE A NEWS AGENCY! So why go through this whole trouble in calling them? It contradicts both rules.

Let's compare this to a calling fire in a theater.
You yell fire! And everyone leaves on their on VOLITION! And whalla you are done! No need to individually force everyone out. They just run their happy asses out on their own. You don't go and tell each person there is a fire.

SO FINALLY HERE IS MY POINT....YES I KNOW....
Why is that reasonable people can reason this out...and these WACKOS cannot?
Hmmmm.....maybe I just answered my own question.

And the typical response a 911 Charlie Tango would make: "Oh...that is exactly what President Bush wants you to think".... and the insanity continues.